April Fool's Day 2015: Top quotes and messages to share
April Fool's Day, also called as All Fool's Day, is thought to be the only day to make people "fools" with practical jokes.
On this day, people from across the world lie and play pranks with their closed ones.
The International Business Times has offers top quotes and messages to share with friends:
Quotes:
1. "The maple syrup's full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash. I never lie.....I..... April Fool!" - Myra Cohn Livingston
2. "Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever." - Charles Lamb
3. "The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded." - George Orwell
4. "The first of April, some do say/ Is set apart for All Fool's day;/ But why the people call it so/ Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,/ But on this day are people sent/ On purpose for pure merriment." - Poor Robin's Almanac, 1790.
5. "The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world." - Thomas Shadwell
6. "April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four." - Mark Twain
7. "Even the gods love jokes." - Plato
8. "Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment." - Horace
9. "A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit; change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and mistaking foes for friends." - Arabian
Proverb
10. "April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly." - Ambrose Bierce, The Devi's
Dictionary
11. "Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me." - Robert Frost, Cluster of Faith, 1962
12. "I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." - Jack Handey
13. "We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance." - Japanese Proverb.
14. "You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." - Abraham Lincoln
15. "The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected." - Will Rogers
Messages
1. Hey Friend Today is your day. So Wishing you many... many Happy Returns of the day.
2. If you don't want to see an April fool on 1 April, just break down all mirrors on your house on March .
3. Hay you know which is the best day to propose a girl? 1 April. You know why? If she accepts, then its your luck, otherwise, tell her today is April Fool's Day!
4. You are a BITCH.....................Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cute, Hilarious. Are you smiling now? Happy April Fool's Day!
5. What should we do on 1st Night?????????
What should we do on the 1st night of April 2014? What did you think? April Fool!
Videos
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Armenians Commemorating 106th Anniversary of Genocide
Biden Under Pressure to Recognize Armenian Genocide - KTLA 5 News
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'Mr. President, It Is Now in Your Power to Right Decades of Denial' - US Congressman Adam Schiff Urges Joe Biden to Recognize Armenian Genocide
Armenians of Nagorno-Karabakh in Despair After Trauma of Military Defeat - France 24
Interview with Kakhaber Kiknavelidze, an Independent Member of Ameriabank Board of Directors
Only Terrorists Keep Hostages, Putting Forward Preconditions for Their Release - Edmon Marukyan
Rep Adam Schiff Says Congress Should Recognize Artsakh
UN's Guterres Issues Global Appeal to Make 2021 'Year of Healing'
NASA's Mars 2020 Perseverance Rover Landing Animations
Azerbaijan Uses Prohibited Phosphorus Chemical Munitions - Defense Army Video
Artsakh Defense Army Units Neutralizing Azerbaijani Arms Supplies
Artsakh Defense Army Units Neutralizing Azerbaijani Drone
Nagorno-Karabakh's Status Has Been At the Heart of Our Approach - Zohrab Mnatsakanyan
Artsakh Defense Army Releases Video Featuring Damaged Azerbaijani Military Equipment
Artsakh Defense Army Units Inflicting Manpower Losses on Azerbaijan
Gas Pipeline Damaged in Azerbaijani Fire Targeting Nagorno-Karabakh's Capital
President Armen Sarkissian Meets Emmanuel Macron at Élysée Palace
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Artsakh Defense Army Units Neutralizing Azerbaijani Military Infrastructures
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Artsakh Defense Army Units Destroying Azerbaijani Tank
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Armenians Protest Outside Turkrish Embassy in Los Angeles
Losses in Azerbaijan's Military Featured in Defense Army Footage
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Turkey openly backs Azerbaijan 'far more aggressively than in the past' - ABC News on Syrian mercenaries fighting in Karabakh
Iconic Armenian Church Hit in Azerbaijani Attacks in Nagorno-Karabakh City (photos)
Artsakh Defense Army Continues High-Precision Strikes
War Situation in Karabakh on European Parliament's Agenda
Call for Urgent Action: Armenian Journalist Brings Intn'l Colleagues' Attention to Situation iin Artsakh After Azerbaijani Attacks
Turkey's Support to Syrian Mercenaries Fighting Against Artsakh: Facts About Azerbaijani Aggression
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Armenian Armed Forces Neutralize Azerbaijani Defense Positions
ArmenianTroops Destroy Azerbaijani Armored Fighting Vehicle on Frontline
There is a solid evidence that Azerbaijan has launched a thoroughly planned attack on the NKR
EU calls for Immediate End to Hostilities over Nagorno-Karabakh
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- 10:35 • 22.10.20 President Armen Sarkissian Meets with NATO Secretary-General in Brussels
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- 14:11 • 09.10.20 Turkey openly backs Azerbaijan 'far more aggressively than in the past' - ABC News on Syrian mercenaries fighting in Karabakh
- 15:52 • 08.10.20 Iconic Armenian Church Hit in Azerbaijani Attacks in Nagorno-Karabakh City (photos)
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